Klutz...

Yeah that would be me, the clumsiest person I know. My brother calls me a menace to society. I'm just overly accident prone. Who else goes on a trip to India only to walk out of the airport in Delhi to fall in the parking lot.  And then get in the car for a 4 hour drive to Agra with a bloody knee saying all i need is a band-aid.  Then in the process of asking for a bandage at our hotel, and upon seeing how bad my knee actually was had to have a doctor and then a surgeon come to their hotel room in India to stitch up the knee.  That's me.  The good parts of that were that they have the best doctors in the world in India and it only cost $100 to have both doctors there.  My brother then said I was wreaking havoc all over the world.
I'm the person who goes on a 3 hour bike ride to get a block from home and fall off my bike. Or who runs 6 miles and trips on the sidewalk 100 yards from my door.  
My fiance is away this week for work and of course, I would fall and actually hurt myself.  I went for a run last night since I decided I  must work out daily before our wedding. The run wasn't the problem, the shower after my run was. Somehow I fell in my bathtub breaking ribs...Ribs that apparently won't heal for 6 weeks. Yeah my wedding is 4 weeks away.  And a huge bruise down my side which if doesn't heal soon will look really pretty for my honeymoon on the beach...Klutz...